D-Lite Art of D's Variety

D-Lite Art Of D’s Variety Showdown - Northcote Town Hall 15 March 2009

This was a veritable cornucopia of comedic artists, each with their own unique translation of the wry side of life. Every artist’s character was immediately evident and shone strongly without a hint of disguise as they entered the stage.
Tom Shakespeare‘s presence was strong as he spoke about his take on friends and Facebook. He ended his eloquent presentation with the beautiful image of the ‘fruit salad of your dreams’.
Mazer came on with her usual cheery charisma. Her dog entered the fray of her banter as she assured us all he, in fact, was not the act. She spoke about her identity and being blind in a light-hearted manner that left us all with a smile on our faces.
Sandy Jeffs was a force to be reckoned with as she described how she is an ‘interpreter’s nightmare’. Her take on climate change, the social milieu and her poems read about witnessing and craziness lent a view in on the ‘far side of madness’. Her publication – ‘Poems From The Madhouse’ is out now!
Christine Bruno’s entertaining skit centred around her (very obviously unworn) pair of Jimmy Choo’s. A ‘Bruno Faceplant’ is her unintended but much rehearsed move that can be imagined. I dearly hope she will find her ideal man and experience all that will come with him… you had to be there!
Liz Carr drew all into her circle and availed us with her much desired airport security check and pat down. The teaming of the words ‘Rohypnol’ and ‘Rose’ are ones I will not forget in hurry either.
I absolutely loved the ‘Deaf Can Dance’ wonderfully choreographed bop hopping in silence. A fellow dancer, the hush accompanying the moves was at first a shock however I found myself questioning the need of that which has been ever-present in my career. Their synchronicity and the unheard but tangible feel of the beat within me was a joy to experience. I can’t help but say this was personally my favourite segment of the night. I could be a little biased though, just a little!

On the whole, this night left me with a huge smile on my face and a few internal wonderings I certainly did not expect to be posed with. I know those I spoke with felt the same way. I was very impressed with the obvious professionalism of all the acts. The showdown was entertaining in the extreme. 10 out of 10.